Bill: *crawls out of the ground naked*
Sookie: We shall have sex immediately!
Us: Uh, no. You will go take a shower, scrub your entire body with lava soap, and you are not allowed to come back here until you smell like a meadow, got it?
And that's why we're not on TV.
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